I am German!

○● B R I T I S H ○● (2)

[x] You drink a lot of tea. (I just love tea!)

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. 

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 

[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"

[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.

[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. {I don't even know what that is-}

[ ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[ ] Its football...not soccer.

[ ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour'   

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○● (2)

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.

[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.

[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.

[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. 

[x] You love the beach.

[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.

[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 

[ ] You are tanned. 

[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

[ ] You have an Australian something 

○● I T A L I A N ○● (6)

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.

[ ]Your last name ends in a vowel.

[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. {My mom does though.~}

[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. {It tastes delicious...}

[ ] You know Italian songs.

[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. 

[x] You speak some Italian. 

[x] You are under 5'10". 

[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.

[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!(Pasta!!!!!!!!)

[x] You talk with your hands. 

○● S P A N I S H ○● (5)

[x] You say member instead of Remember.

[x] You speak Spanish or some.(Does Dora count?)

[x] You like tacos. {Soft shell only..} 

[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.

[ ] You are dark skinned. 

[ ] You know what a Puta is. 

[x] You talk fast occasionally. 

[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. 

[ ] You know what platanos are.  

○● R U S S I A N ○● (5)

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.

[x] You get short tempered. 

[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.

[x] You get cold easily. 

[x] Rain is fun for you.

[ ] You get into contests all the time.

[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.(Well I live in Michigan....)

○● I R I S H ○● (5)

[ ] You think beer is the best.

[x] You have a bad temper.

[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. 

[ ] You have blue or green eyes.

[x] You like the color green.

[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. 

[x] You have a family member from Ireland. 

[ ] You have red hair. 

[x] You have/had freckles.

[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● (2)

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.

[ ] You have nappy hair.

[ ] You like rap. 

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. 

[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.

[x] You like chicken. 

[x] You like watermelon.

[ ] You can dance. 

[ ] You can sing gospel. 

○● A S I A N ○● (2)

[] You have slanty/small eyes 

[ ] You like rice a lot.

[ ] You are good at maths. 

[x] You have played the piano.

[ ] You have family from Asia.

[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[ ] Most people think you're Chinese

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.

[ ] You go to Baulko.

○● G E R M A N ○● (7)

[x] You like bread

[x] You think German Chocolate is good. 

[x] You speak some German. 

[x] You know what Schnitzel is. 

[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.

[x] You went to Pre-school.

[x] You're over 5'2. 

○● C A N A D I A N ○● (5)

[x] You like/play/played hockey.

[ ] You love beer.

[x] You say eh.

[x] You know what poutine is.

[x] You speak some French.

[x] You love Tim Horton's. 

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.

[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. 

○● A M E R I C A N ○● (2)

[ ] You hate foreigners.

[ ] You hate non - Christians. 

[x] You're lazy.

[ ] You have had an abortion.

[ ] But love the penalty.

[ ] You don't read 

[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. 

[x] You think this survey is rather biased

○● B E L G I A N ○● (2)

[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.

[x] you like fries 

[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.

[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.

[ ] you speak both Dutch and French 

[x] you like Belgian waffles.  

[ ] you call a pub or bar a café. 

[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.

[ ] you drive/own a French or German car 

[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government. 

○● D U T C H ○● (3)

[ ] you like the colour orange.

[ ] you are a football enthusiast.

[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. 

[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.

[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.

[x] you have a cheerful nature.

[x] you like the sea. 

[  ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.

[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.  

Now, put as your title "I am _______!" With the country you got the most!